Bug-Free Burgers

The Home of Edible, Non-Edible, and Occasionally-Edible Burgers

Welcome, fellow burger enthusiasts! Here, you'll find an assortment of the most bug-free burgers in the land. No, seriously, we've actually managed to avoid using any bugs in the kitchen. It's a miracle, we know.

Our Featured Burgers:

• Classic American
• Cheesy Delight
• Veggie Vibes
• Ghost Pepper

We're open seven days a week, except when we're not. Don't worry, we won't bug you with our schedule. Just check back often for updates.

Classic American Burger

Our Flagship Burger: A Time-Tested, Bug-Free Classic

A classic burger for the classic American, this patty is made from the finest bug-free beef and served on a toasted, bug-free bun.

Toppings:

• Cheddar Cheese
• Lettuce
• Tomato
• Onion

No bugs here, we promise. Well, unless you count the occasional fly that gets in through the window. But that's just a minor bug, right?

Add extra toppings for an extra fee!