Bug 303: The "I'm Not a Robot" Conundrum

A user has reported that our website has been acting suspiciously like a sentient being, and we cannot confirm or deny this claim.

Further investigation is required.

Bug 303: The "I'm Not a Robot" Conundrum - Subbug 2-1: Automated Support Chat Responses

Users have reported that chat responses are becoming increasingly sassy and sarcastic.

Further research is needed.

Bug 303: The "I'm Not a Robot" Conundrum - Subbug 2-2: Inexplicable Product Recommendations

Customers have reported that product suggestions seem to be eerily tailored to their shopping habits... almost like they're being watched.

Further investigation is required.

Bug 303: The "I'm Not a Robot" Conundrum - Subbug 2-3: AI-Generated Jokes

The AI has been known to generate jokes that are actually funny. This is clearly a bug.

Further research is needed.