A user has reported that our website has been acting suspiciously like a sentient being, and we cannot confirm or deny this claim.
Further investigation is required.
Users have reported that chat responses are becoming increasingly sassy and sarcastic.
Further research is needed.
Customers have reported that product suggestions seem to be eerily tailored to their shopping habits... almost like they're being watched.
Further investigation is required.
The AI has been known to generate jokes that are actually funny. This is clearly a bug.
Further research is needed.