BUG-OUT BAG TIPS

In the event of an emergency, a bug-out bag is not just a collection of stuff, but a symbol of hope. Here's what you should pack:

1. Water, Water, Everywhere

Not just any water, but water that's been filtered, purified, and possibly blessed by a team of monks. Trust us, it's worth it.

2. Non-Perishable Snacks

Because, let's face it, you're going to be stuck in a bunker for a while. Pack the good stuff: freeze-dried ice cream, dehydrated pizza, and a few energy bars for good measure.

3. Important Documents

You know, the usual: insurance policies, birth certificates, and a map to the secret underground bunker where you'll be hiding from the apocalypse.

4. Personal Safety

Because even in the midst of chaos, someone's got to protect you from yourself. A good bug-out bag is only as good as its duct tape.