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The Ultimate Guide to Counting Your Calories (Sort Of)

Ever feel like you're stuck in a never-ending loop of counting calories? Well, you're not alone! Introducing the Calorie Counting 101 page, where we dive head-first into the world of counting your daily intake.

Calorie Counting 101

Step 1: Eat a whole foods. Like, literally, eat a whole pizza.

Step 2: Use a food scale. Or, you know, just eyeball it.

Step 3: Ignore the whole "exercise" thing.

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Disclaimer: This site is for entertainment purposes only. Do not actually eat a whole pizza for every meal.