BUG OUT BAG TIPS: Communication Plan
Don't get caught off guard! A good communication plan is crucial for a successful bug out.
- Assign a designated spokesperson: the person in charge of yelling "SHARP TURN, LEFT!"
- Use simple language, avoid confusing jargon, and don't say 'Squidward's got the keys, Bob's in charge, and Carol's got the snacks'
- Keep the plan brief, keep it boring: no need for unnecessary details or exciting plot twists
- Establish clear goals, like 'get to the bunker' or 'survive the zombie outbreak without getting eaten'
- Choose a messenger, preferably one who's not on a first name basis with the zombies
Remember, communication is key in a bug out scenario. Stay calm, stay informed, and don't get lost in the chaos.