Essential Tools for the Apocalypse
You know the world's going to end, so let's get prepared!
The Must-Haves:
- Waterproof matches (because fires are essential)
- First-aid kit (with extra band-aids, because who doesn't love a good Band-Aid)
- Non-perishable snacks (like those fancy-schmancy energy bars)
- Tent (for those nights spent under the stars) More Essentials
The Nice-to-Haves:
- Tent with a built-in espresso machine (for those long nights of survival)
- Portable toilet (because who needs dignity during the apocalypse)
- Mini fridge (for those late-night snacks)
- Tent with a built-in hammock (for that post-apocalyptic relaxation) See Nice-to-Haves
The 'You'll-Probably-Regret-it's:
- That one weird cousin's recipe for homemade playdough (it's a real crowd-pleaser)
- A VHS player (for those nostalgic nights)
- Disco ball (for that one night's worth of entertainment)
- A whoopee cushion (for, uh, 'scientific' research) See 'You'll-Probably-Regret-it's