Pancackle Puffs: Bug-out Bag Tips

Pancackle Puffs: Essential Gear

• 1. Water bottle made from the finest, non-biodegradable materials.
• 2. A compact, fold-up umbrella for when the apocalypse rains.
• 3. A set of neon highlighters, because when it's the end of the world, who needs subtlety?
• 4. A portable, solar-powered, 80s-style boombox for morale boosting tunes.

For the discerning bug-outer, only the best will do.