Bug Ranching: Where Bugs Come to Play

Welcome to the most exclusive, high-end bug ranch in the world! Our expert ranch hands (read: interns from a local coding bootcamp) carefully select and train each bug to ensure maximum entertainment value.

Bugs for Rent

Ride our bug-filled buggy ride! Our buggy buggy buggy buggy buggy bugs are the best! Get a bug for rent!

 Bug Grooming

Our expert bug stylists will make sure your bug looks its best for your next big event. From antennae styling to exoskeleton buffing, we do it all!

 Bug Spa

Unwind with our buggy massages, buggy facials, and buggy pedicures. Leave your bug stress behind, and let our bug therapists work their magic!