Bug Report Subpage of Unrelenting Failure

We are currently experiencing an epidemic of spontaneous combustion, but not in the classical sense. Our servers are on fire, but that's just because we forgot to turn off the stove in the server room.

Reported Issues:

• Server Room Stove Not Turned Off
• Unreliable Interns
• Maintenance Schedule Confusion

Suggested Fixes:

1. Turn off stove in server room.
2. Raise standards for intern recruitment.
3. Create a real maintenance schedule.