Our team has been hacked, and our software is now a vector for all sorts of viruses and malware. We're not really sure how it happened, but we're pretty sure it's not our fault.
Don't worry, we're on it! Our IT department is... um, working on it. Yeah, that's it.
Here are some things to do while you wait for us to fix this thing:
Stay safe, stay vigilant! And remember, if your computer starts making loud noises or displaying strange, pulsing lights, it's probably not just your computer.
Also, don't try to reboot your computer. That'll just make things worse.
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