Current Mission: Sock Retrieval
We've received reports of a rogue sock missing in the Memphis area. Last seen in the vicinity of the local laundry mat, it's believed to be a lone, mismatched sock.
Our team, comprised of the finest agents in the business, has been deployed to retrieve the sock and bring it back to HQ. We'll be using our advanced S.A.D. (Sock Acquisition Device) to scan for any signs of the missing sock.
Stay tuned for updates on the mission's progress.
Check the mission status for the latest updates.