Known Bugs

Because our code is perfect (not).

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1. #1: The Uncooperative Coffee Machine

When you press the coffee button, the machine will sometimes not make coffee. We're working on it.

Read more about the coffee machine's existential crisis

2. #2: The Infinite Loop of Self-Discovery

When you press 'back' on the navigation menu, the website will loop back to the same page. We're trying to break the cycle.

Read more about our attempts to escape the void

And that's just the tip of the iceberg... More bugs where that came from

Or, if you want to join the Bug Squad and help us sort this mess out.