Missing Batteries: Our most prized feature, yet somehow, it keeps getting drained.
Unreliable Sockets: They just stopped working for no apparent reason.
See Also: Batteries that Aren't Really Sockets
Random Button Pressing: Our buttonsประก just press themselves. Don't worry, it's not your fault.
Unresponsive Screen: It just stopped responding, like that one friend who's always on a conference call.
More: Unresponsive Screen Syndrome
Fuzzy Logic: Our algorithms are experiencing some unexpected behavior. Don't worry, we're working on it.