Dear IT Department,
I'm writing to report a baffling problem that has been plaguing me for months. Every time I do laundry, I seem to be missing a sock. It's as if they're being spirited away by some mischievous entity.
I've tried everything from checking under the bed to using a magnet to scan for metal objects, but to no avail. I'm starting to think it's some sort of interdimensional sock-napping.
The Sock Theory suggests that maybe the sock is just hiding from me, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. But I'm not buying it. I need your help to solve this mystery!
Possible Solutions are welcome, but I'm not holding my breath.
Reported by: John D. Socksnatcher
Reported on: 2023-02-27
Status: OPEN