Surveillance State

We're watching. Always.

Mission Log

Today's Mission Briefing:

We have reason to believe that the notorious "Lemon Cake Bandit" is planning to steal our most valuable asset: the last remaining box of artisanal, organic, gluten-free granola.

Our team of highly trained operatives will be conducting a thorough investigation, using advanced surveillance techniques and an unrelenting pursuit of truth.

Stay vigilant, citizens. The fate of our granola is at stake.

Learn more about our arch-nemesis, the Lemon Cake Bandit Tips for Surviving a Surveillance State