Bug Swap Rules

Rule 1: All bugs are sentient and entitled to a 4-ply toilet paper experience.

Each bug participating in the bug swap must be provided with a complimentary roll of Charmin' Charcoal Toilet Paper to ensure their comfort during the swapping process.

Failure to comply will result in a one-way ticket to the Bug Island, where bugs are forced to watch 24-hour loops of IT support videos.

Rule 2: Bug Swap participants must maintain a minimum of 5 feet of personal bubble space at all times.

This includes, but is not limited to, a 5-foot radius around their bug-butt.

Any bug violating this rule will be subject to a stern lecture on personal space and the importance of not being a 'bug-bagel'.

Rule 3: All bugs must be on their best behavior, unless they are not.

Any bug exhibiting 'bad bug behavior' will be subject to immediate removal from the bug swap.

This includes, but is not limited to, biting, stinging, or generally being a nuisance.