It's a travesty, really.
They're always busy, always coding, and always arguing with their compiler over syntax.
They've got their heads stuck in their code, and their hearts stuck in their IDE.
But deep down, we know the real reason:
Programmers just can't handle the thought of being replaced by a newer, shinier model.
Or, you know, a 3D-printed, self-replicating, sentient robot.
But fear not, programmer! There's hope on the horizon!
Check out our Robot Replacement Dating Service, where you can find love with a robot that's not trying to replace you... for now, at least.
(Note: Service not actually provided. Don't ask. Don't call. Don't email. Just... just go outside or something.)