We're still trying to fix the bugs in our code. It's a real mess.
Critical Bug 1: The code is on fire
Critical Bug 2: The coffee machine is on the fritz
Minor Bug 1: The internets don't work on Tuesdays
We're working on it. We swear.
We'll get back to you when we're done. Or, at least, we'll get back to you eventually.
In the meantime, why don't you go check out our Bug Report Status Page 3 for more exciting bug reports? Or, you know, our Bug Report Status Page 4 for some truly existential dread.
Or, you know, just go outside. We're not really sure that's a great idea either.