Bugs In Our Code: Red Flag 2: Bug Report Status 3
As of today, we are at Status 3 on Bug Report 2. We have 17 bugs left to squash. Our engineers are working around the clock to fix them. We are confident we will have them fixed soon.
| Bug # | Description | Status |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Users can't login. | Not Fixed |
| 2 | Website crashes on load. | Not Fixed |
Current Fix Attempts:
We've tried:
- Tearing our hair out
- Banging our heads against the wall
- Calling our moms for help
Upcoming Fix Attempts:
We're going to:
- Call in some contractors
- Fire our engineers
- Replace our entire codebase with spaghetti