We have received your bug report 123. Unfortunately, it's not as exciting as we had hoped.
The bug you reported was a minor one: "the cat was looking at me funny."
We have attached a table of our findings:
| Severity: | Minor |
| Priority: | Low |
| Status: | Not Fixed (yet) |
Our team is working on it, but in the meantime, here are some suggested solutions:
Or, if you'd like to try something more...unconventional:
We appreciate your patience and understanding, and we'll keep you updated on the status of this bug.