BUG 456: THE GREAT COOKIE HEIST
Reports have been flooding in of a daring heist gone wrong. It appears that our top cookie developers have been caught red-handed with a stash of cookies.
The cookies in question are said to be a rare breed of "Chocolate Chip Cookie of Doom" and are highly sought after by the cookie underworld.
We are currently investigating this situation and will provide updates as more information becomes available.