BUG-789: The Next Steps

We have identified the source of the issue and are now on the next leg of our debugging journey.

We will attempt to resolve the problem using an unorthodox mix of duct tape and prayer.

• Check the toaster's circuit board for any signs of toast-related trauma
• Verify that the cat hasn't been secretly controlling the code
• Consider bribing the system admin with pizza and a six-pack of beer

Next Steps: Step 1 | Next Steps: Step 2 | Next Steps: Conclusion (Maybe)