BUG 5: FIX IT, PANIC!

You have reached the epicentre of Bug 5, a critical error that's been driving our team of expert programmers to the brink of madness.

The bug is caused by a mischievous gremlin that's been secretly editing our codebase, replacing all instances of "the" with "theg". It's a slippery beast, but we're on the case!