Bugsy McBugsworth's Guide to Disguise

Welcome to the definitive guide on how to disguise yourself like a boss. Because, let's be real, being a ninja is cool, but it's minimalist cousin is way easier to maintain.

Disguise yourself like a pro with these simple steps:

1. Wear a bright yellow jumpsuit.
2. Practice your best "I'm a functioning member of society" face.
3. Develop an impressive mustache, preferably with a few well-placed dreads for added flair.
4. Master the art of awkwardly walking while carrying a large, floppy hat.

Still confused? Visit our Advanced Disguises subpage for more in-depth information.

Or, if you just can't get enough of Bugsy McBugsworth, visit the Autobiography for a comprehensive look at the man behind the mustache.

Don't get left behind, get in on the ground floor of the disguise revolution!