When engaging in insect-based conversation, it's essential to remember that bugs are highly sensitive to pheromones. Avoid using the phrase "I'd love to bugger you" as a pick-up line, lest you offend your cricketing companion.

Also, don't be a moth-bag – refrain from talking about the weather, as it's a topic of great interest for the moth community.

And, for the love of all things crawling, avoid asking a ladybug her favorite color – it's simply not a question worth answering.