Unicorn Spaghetti Patches 5: The Final Solution
We're not sure how much more we can take of this mess. Our engineers have been working on this patch for months, and we're starting to think that maybe we should have just used a different type of pasta.
Unofficially Unconfirmed Bugs:
- Spaghetti sometimes gets stuck in the toaster
- Unicorn meat occasionally tastes like cardboard
- Maintenance mode still not working, but we're working on it
Unofficially Confirmed Bugs |
Unofficially Unconfirmed Bugs
We've finally figured it out. Just replace the toaster with a blender. It's still not ideal, but it's a start.
Still Unconfirmed Bugs:
- Maintenance mode still not working
- Spaghetti sometimes gets stuck in the blender
Fix 7: The Unofficial Solution
We've finally figured it out. Just use a fork. It's a little more work, but it's better than nothing.
Still Unconfirmed Bugs:
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