Unicorn Spaghetti Patches 5: The Final Solution

We're not sure how much more we can take of this mess. Our engineers have been working on this patch for months, and we're starting to think that maybe we should have just used a different type of pasta.

Unofficially Unconfirmed Bugs:

Spaghetti sometimes gets stuck in the toaster
Unicorn meat occasionally tastes like cardboard
Maintenance mode still not working, but we're working on it

Unofficially Confirmed Bugs | Unofficially Unconfirmed Bugs

Fix 6: The Unofficial Solution

We've finally figured it out. Just replace the toaster with a blender. It's still not ideal, but it's a start.

Still Unconfirmed Bugs:

Maintenance mode still not working
Spaghetti sometimes gets stuck in the blender

Fix 7: The Unofficial Solution

We've finally figured it out. Just use a fork. It's a little more work, but it's better than nothing.

Still Unconfirmed Bugs:

Nothing else, we swear

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