// Unicorns are not happy with our current spaghetti recipe
// They demand more sparkles and less garlic
// If you're seeing this message, you've probably been caught by the unicorns
if ($unicorn_mode) {
  // Add more sparkles to the spaghetti sauce
  // Remove all garlic from the recipe
  // Call in the unicorn cavalry to sort this mess out
} else {
  // You're not a unicorn, so you have no idea what we're talking about
  // Go back to your human food and leave us to our sparkly mess
}