Here be the fixes for the most epic of bugs: Unicorn Spaghetti Syndrome! This is the most elusive and elusive bug we've ever encountered. It's like trying to catch a rainbow-colored unicorn in a field of flowers.
Fix 1: Replace all rainbow-colored unicorns with regular horses.
Fix 2: Add a special "uniblank" feature that makes the unicorn appear only when the user is wearing funny hats.
Fix 3: Introduce a new "spaghetti mode" that turns all the code into a delicious plate of spaghetti.