As we all know, the original bug report was a travesty. It was a catastrophe. A culinary nightmare. But little did we know, the real problem wasn't the spaghetti, it was the lack of unicorns.
We've since added an additional 4.2 megabytes of unicorn essence to the codebase, and we think we're on the right track.
However, we've discovered a new issue: our new unicorn-spangled spaghetti is now causing an unexpected side effect: spontaneous combustion.
So, we're patching it up with an additional 2.1 megabytes of fireproofing.
Proceed with caution (and a fire extinguisher)