Bulky Butt Problems

Welcome to the Bulky Butt Institute of Excellence, where we're dedicated to solving the world's most pressing problem: bulky butts.

Symptoms

Do you experience any of the following symptoms?

1. Constant Thunderous Bursts of Flatulence
2. Sagging Jeans Issues
3. Inability to Wear Low-Rise Pants
4. Visible Bulges in Jeans
5. Embarrassing Silences in Social Situations

If you experience any of these symptoms, don't worry! We're here to help.