Point 5: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Perfection

The Quest for the Ultimate Donut

• Donuts must contain at least 3.5 grams of sprinkles per serving.
• The glaze must be applied in a precise 12:00 o'clock position.
• A single serving must be consumed within 4.2 seconds of being placed on the table.
• Don't even think about attempting to share with anyone, or face the wrath of the Donut Overlords.
• Any deviation from these standards will result in the dreaded Donut Police arriving at your doorstep.