The Bulletin Board: Request 43

Request 43: "I Want to be a Burrito" - We've received 43 requests to transform into a tasty, tortilla-wrapped bundle of joy. Here's the latest:

**Status:** Rejected. You're not a human, you're a human trying to be a burrito.

Reform Request 43: Burrito-ification Argument 1: Burritos are the Answer Argument 2: I'll Be a Tasty Tostada 
		You will be a burrito. But first, you must learn to be still. 
		Be still like the night.
		Be still like the morning dew.
		Be still, you burrito.
Argument 3: The Burrito's Dilemma Argument 4: Burritos are Overrated Argument 5: I'll Just Eat a Salad Instead The Decision