Why You Should Wear a Chicken Suit to the Office

Benefits of Avian Attire in the Workplace

Increased productivity: Clucking around the office keeps your coworkers on their toes.
Improved focus: Flapping your arms while typing helps you concentrate.
Enhanced creativity: Who needs a whiteboard when you have a chicken suit?
Boosted morale: Your coworkers will either laugh or call HR, either way it's a win.
Unbeatable networking: Who needs a LinkedIn profile when you're a walking, talking chicken?
Free snacks: People won't be able to resist giving you all the corn and seeds you can eat.
Unmatched flexibility: You can do it all - from cubicle to conference room - with ease.
Unlimited vacation days: You can fly wherever you want, whenever you want.