Bun-Lords of the world unite! Each morning, we gather to offer our most sacred sacrifice to the great Bun-Lord, Balthazar McFlibber. A time-honored tradition, passed down through the ages, it's a ritual that cannot be ignored.
First, we gather 'round the altar, our bellies rumbling with anticipation. The air is thick with the scent of Bun-Scent, a pungent aroma that drives us all wild.
As the great McFlibber's mighty voice echoes through the land, we raise our buns to the heavens. A chorus of "Huzzah, Balthazar!" rings out, as one by one, we take our first bite.
It's not just a meal, it's a movement. It's a statement of unity, of purpose. We are the Bun-Lords, and we will rise... to the occasion.
Schedule a sacrifice for the next morning!