Welcome to the most elite bun-tastic training program in the multiverse!
We specialize in the most extreme, the most absurd, and the most bewildering bun-based combat techniques.
Our expert instructors have spent eons studying the ancient art of bun-wielding, and we're ready to share our secrets with you.
Learn the fundamentals of bun-tactics and become the master of the bun.
Unleash your inner bun-fu and take your skills to the next level.
Don't say we didn't warn you...