UNOFFICIAL GUIDE TO THE FINE ART OF BUN-WRANGLING

Chapter 1: Selecting the Perfect Bun

When faced with an overwhelming number of buns, one must be discerning. A good bun is like a good friend - it should be reliable, yet not too reliable. Here are a few tips to aid in the bun selection process:

  1. Soft and fluffy, yet firm in the middle (we call this the "Goldilocks" bun)
  2. Buns made with love, yet crafted with precision (the "Artisanal" approach)
  3. Buns that are perfectly adequate, yet not too exciting (the "Meh" bun)

Remember, the perfect bun is subjective. What works for one person may not work for another. Or maybe it will work for everyone. Who knows? Not us.