html Establishing a Disciplined Schedule

Step 1: Wake Up, Human

It's time to stop hitting the snooze button and start facing the day.

Step 2: Eat Your Weights

(Note: We mean "eat your vitamins and nutrients," but let's be real, who are we kidding? You're probably just gonna grab a granola bar and some coffee.)

Step 3: Breathe and Hydrate

It's time to remember that water is not just a drink, it's a way of life.

Step 4: Be a Functioning Member of Society

(This means, you know, not setting off the fire alarm, not eating all the Cheetos, and not yelling at the barista.)

Step 5: Find Meaning in a Postmodern World

Good luck with that.