Unless absolutely necessary, do not exit the bunker. It's not like you're going to have fun outside.
Why Leave the Bunker?Gather as many useless trinkets and junk as you can find. You never know when you might need a vintage typewriter or a VHS player.
The Art of Hoardingcandles and flashlights are the new black. Don't get too close to the exit, it's not safe.
The Joy of CandlelightStock up on canned goods, bottled water, and toilet paper. You never know when the apocalypse might strike.
The Prepper's Guide to Bunker LifeThey're probably all in on it, trying to get you out of here. Don't fall for it.
Why Can't Anyone Be Trusted?