Love Intersubmission Process

Step 1: Fill out Form 27-B/6 in triplicate, using only your left hand.

Step 2: Wait 6-12 months for our automated system to process your application.

Step 3: Receive a letter informing you that our system is still processing your application.

Step 4: Our Initial Review Board will review your application, but not necessarily read it.

Step 5: Receive a letter informing you that your application has been flagged for further review.

Step 6: Our team of highly trained bureaucrats will analyze your application, but not necessarily understand it.

Step 7: Receive a letter informing you that your application has been approved, but only because we lost the other guy's paperwork.

Step 8: Sign your life away on the dotted line, and hope for the best.

Step 9: Receive your official certificate of love intersubmission, which we'll mail to you in 2-4 years.

Step 10: Attend a 3-day mandatory orientation, where you'll learn the true meaning of love intersubmission, but probably just watch paint dry.

Step 11: Take the Oath of Allegiance, where you'll promise to love intersubmit for the rest of your life.

Step 12: Receive your official badge, which you can wear proudly to show off your love intersubmission.