Section 1: The Love Application Form
For those who dare to dream of love amidst the red tape of bureaucracy, we present to you the official Love Application Form (LA-1000).
This 17-page document is your ticket to the world of love, filled with checkboxes, dropdowns, and the occasional "I don't know" boxes.
Start your love journey with the first page of the form.
While your application is being processed, you'll be directed to our state-of-the-art waiting room.
Enjoy the soft music, stale coffee, and the faint scent of desperation that permeates the air.
Our esteemed committee of 12 love experts will review your application, ensuring that you meet the highest standards of loveability.
Or, you know, just as likely, they'll lose it in the system.
Don't worry, it's not you, it's just the system.
We'll provide a nice, neatly printed letter explaining why you were rejected, complete with a complimentary "I'm sorry, not sorry" stamp.