Bureaucratic Red Tape: Fine Tuning Your Experience

Below is a list of the most commonly encountered bureaucratic hurdles, along with their corresponding fine print explanations.

Form 27-B: Application for Permit to Breathe Fill out form in triplicate, using only a #2 pencil.
Form 42-Q: Request for Change of Address Attach a map with exact measurements, including a sketch of your living room furniture.
Form 13-G: Appeal for Extra Cheese Please include a signed affidavit from a licensed nutritionist, stating the importance of extra cheese.

*Please note: All forms must be submitted in triplicate, with at least 3 months' worth of bank statements attached. Failure to comply will result in a 4-year delay.

For more information on the fine print, visit our Fine Print subpage.