A: We're not sure, but it's got a lot of paper.
Q: What is the purpose of our bureaucracy?
A: To confuse and intimidate. It's a thing.
Q: How do I fill out these forms?
A: You don't. Just sign the back.
Q: Can I get a copy of the manual?
A: Ha! Like you think we'd let you have that much freedom?
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