FAQ: Because You Clearly Didn't Read the Manual

Q: What is the point of all this?

A: We're not sure, but it's got a lot of paper.

Q: What is the purpose of our bureaucracy?

A: To confuse and intimidate. It's a thing.

Q: How do I fill out these forms?

A: You don't. Just sign the back.

Q: Can I get a copy of the manual?

A: Ha! Like you think we'd let you have that much freedom?

See also:

Who Else is Confused?

Why Should I Care?