A: You shouldn't, but you're going to anyway. That's why we're here.
Q: What if I have a question that's not on this list?
A: Then you're doing it wrong. Go back to the drawing board and try again.
A: We like bright colors. Don't you?
Q: Can I request a more soothing aesthetic?
A: Ha. No.
A: It's for dramatic effect, of course.
Q: Can I turn them off?
A: Don't be ridiculous.