FAQs
What happens if we lose our jobs?
We'll have to move back in with them, deal with the shame, and possibly eat more ramen noodles than we ever thought humanly possible.
But don't worry! Our parents have a backup plan: a timeshare with the neighbors, where we'll get to enjoy the pleasure of their judgmental glances every day.
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Visit What happens if we lose our savings? for more on the financial implications.
Or check out What happens if we lose our girlfriends? for some relationship advice.