Q: What is a Bureaucratic Procedure?

A: It's a procedure. Duh.

• Step 1: Fill out form 27-B/12
• Step 2: Wait 6-8 months
• Step 3: Receive a letter saying we're still reviewing
• Step 4: Send a follow-up letter asking for an update
• Step 5: Wait another 3-6 months

And that's just the beginning.

Q: Can I appeal this?

A: Ha. Good luck with that.