FAQs / Creative Writing Tips / Bureaucratic Red Tape

Here's a collection of answers to questions you never asked, but will probably ask after reading this page.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: It's the same as the meaning of this page, which is to consume 4px borders.

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Q: How do I write like a Bureaucrat?

A: It's simple. Just add more red tape.

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Q: Can I get a refund for this page?

A: No, you can't.

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Q: Is there a way to escape this page?

A: Only through the back door, which is located on the other side of the 4px border.

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