Interpretation Tips for Bureaucratic Forms

Warning: Bureaucratic forms can be hazardous to your sanity. Proceed with caution.

General Guidelines

1. Always read the fine print (literally, it's usually printed in a tiny font).

2. Assume the font is always correct, unless it's not.

3. Don't ask for clarification, it's a trap.

Form-Specific Tips

Section 1: Boxes - Fill in all boxes. All boxes. Every box.

Section 2: Checkboxes - Check all boxes. Uncheck all boxes. Check and uncheck all boxes.

Section 3: Radio Buttons - Press all buttons. Press no buttons. Press only the middle one.

Advanced Techniques

1. Use a highlighter to highlight all text. It's more fun this way.

2. Write your answers in invisible ink. It's a classic.

3. Fill in the form with crayons. It's more expressive.