Escalation Protocol

Level 1: Initial Contact

When encountering a problem, please follow these steps:

1. Fill out Form 27-B: "Problem Report" in triplicate, using 12-point font and black ink.
2. Submit Form 27-B to the designated authority figure (usually someone in Accounting).
3. Wait 47 business days for a response.

Level 2: Escalation

For more complex issues, please proceed to:

• Level 2: The Committee of Inquiry

Level 3: The Final Resort

For truly exceptional problems, please contact:

• Level 3: The Minister of Red Tape

Remember, escalation is a serious process. Please do not attempt to bypass or shortcut any steps. Doing so will result in further delays and/or additional forms.

See also: Forms | Reports | Memos