Lost Queries

Because you asked for it...

FAQs for the Confused:

• What is this site, anyway?
• Why is everything so bright?
• Where is my mouse?

More FAQs for the Utterly Confused:

• What happens to the unsaved?
• Does it actually do anything?
• Are they all actually funny?

Additional Resources:

• Troll Dictionary: A Guide to Understanding the Incomprehensible
• Sarcastic Lexicon: A Guide to Not Being Mean

Disclaimer:

We are not responsible for lost souls, sanity, or productivity. Use at your own risk.