Q: What is the purpose of this certification program?
A: To prove to your aunt that you're not just some common fool who can't even tell the difference between a semicolon and a comma.
Q: How many levels of certification do you offer?
A: Only three: Novice, Advanced, and "I've-gotten-pretty-good-at-this-but-not-entirely-sure-what-I'm-doing".
Q: What is the cost of the certification program?
A: Free. Because who needs actual value when you can just pay for the privilege of being told you're wrong all day?
Q: Can I get certified online?
A: Of course not. That's not how you become an Official Interpreter. We have a strict policy of not accepting online applications. Unless you're in our "special program" which is only available to people who've been certified in the "special program" and have paid extra for that privilege.